Aundrea: Don't play with this bug

This ugly bug was in my living room one morning. My living room. Probably straightened out, he would have been maybe 4 or 5 inches long. After getting him to pose for me, I put a plastic bowl over him, slid a magazine under the bowl, and carried him to the playground of the private school across the street where the children are unable to play without screaming at the top of their voices and start playing at like 10:00 in the morning. Do you enjoy waking up to the sound of 20 children screaming? I thought maybe I could give them something to scream about.